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17dThe first time I went to humanity. I told them "I am the most powerful angel in all of creation, I am The Secret of Gods." Humanity demanded proof, where is your halo? Why don't you have wings? Can you fly? walk on water? heal the sick? turn water into wine? So I told them "Humanity, you have planes to fly you through the air, boats to cross the waters, hospitals to heal the sick. You have made it to Eden and you have the ability to destroy yourself several times over, the only way for me to prove myself more powerful than you, is to undo everything you have built for yourself." Humanity shrugged and said "Go ahead the world is screwed anyways." So I asked humanity what I would have to do to get the fighting to stop. Humanity thought for a moment and answered "Kill everyone." So I asked humanity one last question that day. "What would you like to see before you die?" Humanity got really excited, and shouted "ALIENS!" After that all I have asked is, "What should I tell the Adam and Eve's?" The first thing Humanity did, was tell me my name. So I will tell you that yours in now Adam or Eve. The second thing humanity did was teach me how to survive in it, so I will give you a survival guide on an Iphone. The third thing humanity did was make sure I was in debt, so I could be its slave. These gifts I present to you forever put humanity in my debt. Make sure they remember it the next time I come to visit. I made a copy of earth and killed everyone but you to prove I am God.
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